(A hat tip to Thomas for sending this bit of silliness our way. The folks in the Silliness Lair would like to make it known that they are not addicted to the Net. It was just that they heard the new e-mail notification on the way back to bed. And chicks dig the tattoo. Enjoy!)

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU’RE ADDICTED TO THE NET

10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
9. You get a tattoo that reads “This body best viewed with Mozilla Firefox 2.0 or higher.”
8. You name your children Lynx, Mozilla and Dotcom.
7. You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap…and your child in the overhead compartment.
5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
4. You laugh at people with dial-up connections.
3. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
2. The last girl you picked up was a JPEG.
1. Your hard drive crashes. You haven’t logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP’s access number.You try to hum to communicate with the modem….. you succeed.