(A Hat Tip to Lyndsey for sending us this bit of silliness she found lurking on the internet. It’s always good to have a few warning signs for this sort of thing.)

The [tag]Warning Signs[/tag] Of [tag]Insanity[/tag]…

*Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you wouldn’t expect tentacles to be growing from.

*You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.

*You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.

*Every time you see a street sign, you have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.

*You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

*People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.

*Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can’t understand you through that scuba mask.

*You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you’ve stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to one day seek revenge.

*You have meaningful conversations with your toaster.

*Your father pretends you don’t exist, just to play along with your little illusion.