Welcome to this week’s edition of Spam Fishing, in which we sift through the spam posts on this blog for amusing combinations of words…and then make snarky comments about them. We like to call this “[tag]Spam Fishing[/tag].” Enjoy!

“demoralizing sureties skit” (If it’s so demoralizing, should we even be doing this skit?)

“pharmacy arrest Canadian” (He’s not just any Canadian. He’s the pharmacy arrest Canadian. I expect that he’s a member of the RCMP.)

“captivating chalice” (Why thank you. I quite like it myself.)

“Faustus programmers” (So…what? They made a deal that they shouldn’t have to reach their deadline?)

“Catalonia distinctly trying!” (Er…Glad to hear it.)

“assassinating fury paperback” (Look out! Rogue paperback! And it looks distinctly peeved to me.)

“patter: smartness parted” (I’ve never really thought of patter like that. Is the smartess parted like hair?)

“flourish wholesaler” (What sort of flourishes are you selling?)