It’s been really cold here in the Silliness Lair lately, so this week’s version of Spam Fishing is more like Spam Icefishing. *Brrrrr*

“degenerating Freudians” (That would make them..what? Freud himself? People who talk about their mothers all day?)

“binary porpoise respectably” (I don’t know about those two porpoises. Maybe it’s just their haircuts, but they sure don’t look respectable.)

“irreversibility impairing Epstein” (Poor Epstein. It sounds like he isn’t going to be the next 6 Million Dollar Man.)

“Dixon normal bugging discriminated hijack” (So…from the sound of it, Dixon being normal is really annoying that hijack team that has been discriminated against. Okaaaaay…)

“monogram Midwesterner curious” (I think that this one needs a comma between the second and third words. It’s quite…curious.)

“genuine Garcia fondles” (As opposed to those fake Garcia fondles?)

“annotate shortsighted ants” (…but you would have to write really small.)

“Belgians oscilloscopes arrive” (Where should we put them?)

“zodiac mnemonics” (That might actually be handy. Anyone have a suggestion?)

“Unix counterfeiting!” (How do you know that your UNIX is counterfeit?)