Spam Fishing With a Side of Potatoes

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Welcome to the next installment of [tag]Spam Fishing[/tag], where we go through all of that annoying Spam that we receive and find amusing combinations of words.

Let’s see what we found…

“cricket download free” (Crickets are supposed to be lucky, right? Hey! Free luck! And you don’t even have to go to the store to get it.)

“presenter penitent squawk” (So…that presenter was so ashamed that he couldn’t even talk?)

“congresswomen Tokyo paradox” (Do you think that congresswoman has been messing around with time travel? Better make sure that she doesn’t go meeting herself in Tokyo. It’d be Akira all over again.)

“I am sure the website will become a internet legend” (Well…we certainly hope so. Thanks for the vote of confidence Mr. Spammer.)

“recreational pseudo checklist” (How would you make a pseudo checklist? Would that be one of those To Do lists that you never finish anything on?)

“mediating lad decrypting Gogh?” (Did Van Gogh leave behind a code that I’m not aware of? Well…this lad over here is working on it in a break in the mediation, apparently.)

“Februaries deplore lesson breakaway Tolley” (Well, then, we hope that Kevin stayed on task all of last month.)

“Spuds explosions” (Look out! Potato bombs!)

“opaque persistent celebrations” (The kind of party that keeps going when the lights go out.)

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