Welcome to this edition of [tag]Spam Fishing[/tag], where we find amusing phrases in this blog’s endless spam comments and make snarky comments about them. We would also like to take this opportunity to complain about all of the “online poker” spam. Spammers, your spam isn’t just annoying, it is also boring. May rubber chickens collide with your head soon.

Right, then. On with the snarky comments.

“fortunes paraphrasing” (So…basically the fortunes in fortune cookies?)

“dropout royalty men” (Would that be men that couldn’t make it through royalty high school? Is there a vocational school for royalty?)

“Basic curable Arnold?” (Nope. We’re pretty sure that Arnold is incurable.)

“Pomeranian buoyancy” (Would that be the scale for dog fluffiness?)

“Euclid pouts fleeing” (Poor Euclid.)

“Erik:arm thunderers” (You hear that Erik? Your new vocation is to arm thunderers.)

“seismology bear” (The scariest of the Care Bears. Also known as “Earthquake Bringer.”)

“need cloudburst?” (Yes, actually. It’s rather dry around here.)