(Here’s another oldie-but-goodie. We’ve received it a few times here at the Silliness Lair, so we would just like to generally thank the folks who’ve sent it our way. Enjoy these silly signs, and ponder the true meaning of “Chopin Liszt.”)
Silly Signs 2: Son of Silly Signs
- On an Electrician’s truck: ‘Let us remove your shorts.’
- On a Scientist’s door: ‘Gone Fission’
- On a Taxidermist’s window: ‘We really know our stuff.’
- Outside a Hotel: ‘Help! We need inn-experienced people.’
- At an Auto Body Shop: ‘May we have the next dents?’
- At a Music Store: ‘Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.’
- On a Music Teacher’s door: ‘Out Chopin.’
- On the door of a Music Library: ‘Bach in a min-u-et.’
- In a Podiatrist’s window: ‘Time wounds all heels.’
- On a Butcher’s window: ‘Let me meat your needs.’
- On another Butcher’s window: ‘Pleased to meat you.’
- At a Used Car Lot: ‘Second Hand cars in first crash condition.’
- Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: ‘Best place in town to take a leak.’
- In a Beauty Shop: ‘Dye now!’
- On the door of a Computer Store: ‘Out for a quick byte.’
- In a Dry Cleaner’s Emporium: ‘Drop your pants here.’
- At a farmer’s field: ‘The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.’