Numbers of the Beast
Oct 2nd, 2007 by calliope
(A Hat Tip to Jen for forwarding us this bit of silliness she found circling the internet. We had no idea that The Beast could come with a warranty. Enjoy!)
Numbers of the Beast
Well, most of you have heard that “666″ is the number of the “Beast” … but did you know that:
$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$766.25 - Price of the Beast with extended 6 year/66,000 mile warranty
1-666 - Area code of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
110 110 110 - Binary code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! $6.66/minute. Over 16 please.
1-666 - Interstate Highway of the Beast
668 Hell Street - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
9666 - US Dow Jones Industrial Average Index is heading to
16661 - Hong Kong Hang Seng Stock Index is away from
6.66 % - 6 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
RU-666 - Abortion drug for the Beast
Levis 666 - Designer jeans for the Beast
Phillips 666 - Gasoline of The Beast
665.99999987 — Pentium number of the Beast
666i - BMW of the Beast
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
66.6 Kbps - Modem of the Beast
Windows666 - Windows upgrade for the Beast
Error 666 - Attempt to access daemon or demon failed
EECS 666 - Intoduction to Beast programming
http://www.666.com - Home page of the Beast
beast@666.com - Email address of the Beast
