(As usual, we didn’t write it. Some lovely person sent it to us, so we posted it. Gotta love randomly circling internet coolness. Enjoy!)

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF:

– You’ve ever used the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.”

– Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

– You’ve ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

– At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer colored.

– You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

– You’ve ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

– The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

– Wookies are offended by your B.O.

– You’ve ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial.

– You’ve ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

– Your father has ever said to you, “Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side, it’ll be a hoot.”

– You’ve ever had your R2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thing to get the barbecue grill to light.

– You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

– You’ve ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

– You have the doors of your X-wing fighter welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

– Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

– You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

– You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

– You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

– If you hear, “Luke, I am your father … and your uncle …”

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