(This one is a classic. It arrived in our inbox some time ago, but we felt that it was *so* silly that we had to share it with you. We’ve dusted it off, and now we offer it to you in all of its silly glory. Enjoy!)

Han Solo vs. Cheese

Cheese smells great. Han Solo doesn’t, especially after crawling through a garbage pit.

Edge: Cheese.

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Cheese can still be used after being mashed flat. Han Solo cannot.

Edge: Cheese.

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Han Solo can shoot stormtroopers. Cheese can be consumed by stormtroopers.

Edge: Han Solo.

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Han Solo doesn’t always do everything you expect of him. Cheese fulfills all its expected purposes.

Edge: Cheese.

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Cheese would go bad if you leave it out in the sun for a week. So would Han Solo.

Edge: Tie!

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Han Solo is hated by Jabba. So is cheese, as Jabba prefers to eat wriggling, squiggling things.

Edge: Tie!

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Han Solo’s best friend is a Jedi Master. Cheese has no friend.

Edge: Han Solo.

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People would watch Han Solo on TV. No one but art house people would watch cheese on TV.

Edge: Han Solo.

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Cheese can be used as a euphemism for farts. Saying, “Who cut the Han Solo?” doesn’t cut it.

Edge: Cheese.

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Cheese edges out Han Solo by one point. Don’t tell Chewie!