Feb182008
Generate Your Own Conspiracy Theory
| Posted in Archive, Silly Link
So…do you need your own [tag]conspiracy theory[/tag]? You know, to mutter under your breath when you need a distraction.
Like…say…this one?
“A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can Drain the Oceans by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Captain Kangaroo to a secret base near The Silliness Lair. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows Bozo the Clown, in league with the AI, to compromise The Raven allowing Bozo the Clown to Take over the Moon. ”
Psssst! You can generate one here but don’t tell anyone that we told you.