Fishes With Spam
Feb 13th, 2008 by calliope
Hello and welcome to this week’s version of Spam Fishing. We’ve caught quite the crop of Spam recently, so we hope that you enjoy all of the randomness and snarky comments about them.
Ready?
A Spot of Spam Fishing:
“twittered shampoo unfolds” (I had no idea that there was a shampoo bottle with a Twitter account, much less one that was willing to unfold its mind to the world.)
“minimally handling brimstone” (Well…you wouldn’t want to spend too much time handling brimstone, would you?)
“defenestrated Vietnam” (Um…how exactly did you get Vietnam out of that window?)
“thermosphere ants” (How did ants get that high up in the atmosphere? Did they hitch a ride on the shuttle?)
“delicatessen pipelines” (So…if someone disrupted the delicatessen pipelines would we have a lunchmeat shortage?)
“Perseid chefs” (Would that be chefs who live on meteors or chefs who cook meteors?)
“interviewed includes:township,woofers heritage” (That sounds like a lot of interviewing. I wonder where they found the dog historians.)
“thing honorarium” (Good to know that Thing got paid for his work on the Addams Family.)
“crafty troll leeches” (Better look out for those crafty troll leeches. Eek!)
“bedsprings exploding?” (Do I want to know? Can you imagine that recall announcement?)
