Doubtless you’ve heard of [tag]Star Wars[/tag]. We expect you’ve encountered [tag]Gangsta Rap[/tag] before as well.
But have you ever experienced [tag]Star Wars Gangsta Rap[/tag]?
No? Well, you should.
Dark Chocolate [tag]M&Ms[/tag] are among the most tempting chocolates out there, so it makes sense that they come from the Dark Side. This video shows the beginning of the M&M [tag]Star Wars Chocolate M-pire[/tag]. Our favorite part is the Wookies. Enjoy!
What if everything in Revenge of the Sith was made out of Legos? Probably what you see in this silly [tag]Lego Star Wars[/tag] video. Enjoy [tag]Revenge of the Brick[/tag], and be sure to sit through the credits so you can see [tag]Darth Vader[/tag] conduct.
(Well, we’ve had a week of Lord of the Rings, and now we are moving on to a week of Star Wars-related posts. What better way to begin, than with an extraordinarily silly comparison? This list has been around the internet a time or two, and now it appears here. Enjoy!)
Reasons Why [tag]Star Wars[/tag] Is Better Than [tag]Titanic[/tag]
Titanic’s big, but it doesn’t have hyperdrive.
Star Wars has WAY cooler action figure potential.
Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.
Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is just marriage bait.
Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.
When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can’t say “Look at the size of that thing!” and really mean it.
It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.
Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyed amphibians to Admiral.
Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.
We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun.
Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?
People have not lost their lives trying to recreate scenes from Star Wars on the bow of a cruise liner.
Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hut.
Two words: John Williams.
There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars.
Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed “kings of the world”?
If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key.
“I’d rather be his whore than your wife” just doesn’t have the same sting as “I’d rather kiss a Wookie.”
Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.
We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could’ve anticipated “Luke… I am your father”?
Han Solo would’ve missed the dang iceberg!
(This is a classic bit of slightly naughty humor that has been circling the internet for years and has recently re-appeared in our inbox. It’s still hilarious. Our favorite one? “I find your lack of pants disturbing.” Enjoy!)
25 Lines from [tag]Star Wars[/tag] that can be improved if you substitute the word “Pants”.
1) A tremor in my pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
2) You are unwise to lower your [tag]pants[/tag].
3) We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5) These pants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.
6) I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7) These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
Han will have those pants down. We’ve got to give him more time!
9) General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10) I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11) TK-421. . . Why aren’t you in your pants?
12) Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.
13) Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
14) You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15) Luke. . . Help me take…these pants off.
16) Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17) That blast came from those pants. That thing’s operational!
18) Don’t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
19) Maybe you’d like it back in your pants, your highness.
20) Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!
21) Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22) Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23) Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25) You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
A hat tip to Ray for pointing us in the direction of this video. Where else are you going to find a [tag]dancing[/tag] [tag]Darth Vader[/tag] and [tag]Storm Trooper[/tag] on random sidewalks of Japan? Enjoy the silliness!
Today, Rich Cando brings us the intro for [tag]Star Wars[/tag] as if it were the [tag]Simpsons[/tag]. Or is it the other way around? In either case, if you like The Simpsons and/or Star Wars you will find yourself amused. (A Hat Tip to Matt for pointing out this bit of Silliness to us.)
(This one is a classic. It arrived in our inbox some time ago, but we felt that it was *so* silly that we had to share it with you. We’ve dusted it off, and now we offer it to you in all of its silly glory. Enjoy!)
Han Solo vs. Cheese
Cheese smells great. Han Solo doesn’t, especially after crawling through a garbage pit.
Edge: Cheese.
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Cheese can still be used after being mashed flat. Han Solo cannot.
Edge: Cheese.
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Han Solo can shoot stormtroopers. Cheese can be consumed by stormtroopers.
Edge: Han Solo.
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Han Solo doesn’t always do everything you expect of him. Cheese fulfills all its expected purposes.
Edge: Cheese.
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Cheese would go bad if you leave it out in the sun for a week. So would Han Solo.
Edge: Tie!
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Han Solo is hated by Jabba. So is cheese, as Jabba prefers to eat wriggling, squiggling things.
Edge: Tie!
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Han Solo’s best friend is a Jedi Master. Cheese has no friend.
Edge: Han Solo.
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People would watch Han Solo on TV. No one but art house people would watch cheese on TV.
Edge: Han Solo.
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Cheese can be used as a euphemism for farts. Saying, “Who cut the Han Solo?” doesn’t cut it.
Edge: Cheese.
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Cheese edges out Han Solo by one point. Don’t tell Chewie!
Is the Force strong with you? Well, if you have decided to follow the path of Jedi wisdom, then you need a good [tag]Jedi Name[/tag]. Choose wisely, and [tag]may the Force be with you[/tag].
(As usual, we didn’t write it. Some lovely person sent it to us, so we posted it. Gotta love randomly circling internet coolness. Enjoy!)
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF:
– You’ve ever used the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.”
– Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
– You’ve ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
– At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer colored.
– You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
– You’ve ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
– The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
– Wookies are offended by your B.O.
– You’ve ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial.
– You’ve ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
– Your father has ever said to you, “Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side, it’ll be a hoot.”
– You’ve ever had your R2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thing to get the barbecue grill to light.
– You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
– You’ve ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
– You have the doors of your X-wing fighter welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
– Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
– You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
– You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
– You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
– If you hear, “Luke, I am your father … and your uncle …”
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