(This [tag]Saturday Night Live[/tag] classic has been circling the Internet for years now. Now, it has finally washed up here. Enjoy!)

[tag]Happy Fun Ball[/tag]!
(kids)
It’s Happy! It’s Fun! It’s Happy Fun Ball!

(announcer)
Yes, it’s Happy Fun Ball, the toy sensation that’s sweeping the nation. Only 14.95 at participating
stores! Get one Today

(background voice)
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid
core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use Happy
Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

* Itching
* Vertigo
* Dizziness
* Tingling in extremities
* Loss of balance or coordination
* Slurred speech
* Temporary blindness
* Profuse Sweating
* Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent
company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from
outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes
on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

(announcer)
Happy Fun Ball! Accept no substitutes!

This is [tag]Steve Martin[/tag]‘s classic [tag]SNL[/tag] video: [tag]King Tut[/tag]. Enjoy!

Join [tag]Mike Myers[/tag], [tag]Madonna[/tag], and [tag]Rosanne[/tag] for a little…[tag]Coffee Talk[/tag] on this classic SNL skit. They sure do like Barbara, don’t they?

Are you a huge fan of [tag]Saturday Night Live[/tag]? If you love the Land Shark and cherish the Cheeseburger sketch, then the SNL Archive is the site for you. Why not pull up a chair and join them for some Coffee Talk? (a Hat Tip to JM of Fiction Scribe for the link.)