(In honour of National Poetry Month, we offer you another round of Cat Haiku. These certainly seem to contain some keen insights. What do you mean your cat is in the way of the screen?)
Cat Haiku
You never feed me.
Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above […]
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(A Hat Tip to Jen for sending this to our inbox. There’s all sorts of Cat Haiku out there, why not try some Dog Haiku? …and watch out for that paper boy.)
Dog Haiku
I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.
Today I sniffed
Many […]
(We’ve seen this set of haiku, and others like it, a few times before, but we’ve never posted it. A hat tip to Michele for perfect timing. We hope that these haikus will bring you peace in a world of computer evilness.)
Computer Haiku:
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is […]
(This amusing poetry arrived in our inbox and we knew right away that we had to share it with you. We had no idea that cats were so poetic, though we did recognize their attitude. A hat tip to Nancy for sending this along. Enjoy!)
Cat Haiku
The food in my bowl […]
Random Word Haiku
Posted in Poetry, Silly Link on Jul 21st, 2007
So, it’s Saturday, and you’re bored out of your skull. Nothing on the TV. Your brother has stolen your copy of the new Harry Potter book. You’ve already surfed way too far on the internet, and had to swim back to shore without your board. What are you going to do?
Well, […]
(This slightly deranged poem was sent to our inbox recently by a certain MKEJenkins. We offer MKE a hat tip…and a sincere hope that her job isn’t quite this bad. Enjoy!)
The Lost Dr. Seuss Poem
I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he […]