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		<title>Need Some Advice?  Ask a Klingon!</title>
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<p>The Dear Abbys and Ann Landers of the world have their place in society&#8230;but wouldn&#8217;t you rather <a href="http://www.makesweet.com/advice/klingon/">[tag]Ask a Klingon[/tag]</a>?  </p>
<p>At least you&#8217;ll have fun trying to translate the answer&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Spam Fortune Telling</title>
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<p>Would you like a look into the future?  Are you seeking an oracle?  Well, why not try a little <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/ny/bluedaisyhome/speakingspam.html">[tag]Spam Fortune Telling[/tag]</a>?  Yes, that&#8217;s right.  A can of spam telling your fortune.  Hope it helps&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The Toaster Oracle</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Want to know if your day will go well?  Why not consult the <a href="http://www.ruffwork.com/toaster.htm">[tag]Toaster Oracle[/tag]</a>?  Perhaps your muffin will come out just right, or your toast will be burnt.  Click on the toaster to find out.</p>
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