
The Dear Abbys and Ann Landers of the world have their place in society…but wouldn’t you rather Ask a Klingon?
At least you’ll have fun trying to translate the answer…
Ask a Klingon

Would you like a look into the future? Are you seeking an oracle? Well, why not try a little Spam Fortune Telling? Yes, that’s right. A can of spam telling your fortune. Hope it helps…
Spam Fortune Telling

Want to know if your day will go well? Why not consult the Toaster Oracle? Perhaps your muffin will come out just right, or your toast will be burnt. Click on the toaster to find out.
Toaster Oracle