
The Dear Abbys and Ann Landers of the world have their place in society…but wouldn’t you rather [tag]Ask a Klingon[/tag]?
At least you’ll have fun trying to translate the answer…

Would you like a look into the future? Are you seeking an oracle? Well, why not try a little [tag]Spam Fortune Telling[/tag]? Yes, that’s right. A can of spam telling your fortune. Hope it helps…

Want to know if your day will go well? Why not consult the [tag]Toaster Oracle[/tag]? Perhaps your muffin will come out just right, or your toast will be burnt. Click on the toaster to find out.