(A Hat Tip to Jen for forwarding us this bit of silliness she found circling the internet. We had no idea that The Beast could come with a warranty. Enjoy!)

[tag]Numbers of the Beast[/tag]

Well, most of you have heard that “666″ is the number of the “[tag]Beast[/tag]” … but did you know that:

$699.25 – Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax

$769.95 – Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$766.25 – Price of the Beast with extended 6 year/66,000 mile warranty

1-666 – Area code of the Beast

00666 – Zip code of the Beast

110 110 110 – Binary code of the Beast

1-900-666-0666 – Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! $6.66/minute. Over 16 please.

1-666 – Interstate Highway of the Beast

668 Hell Street – Next-door neighbor of the Beast

666 F – Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k – Retirement plan of the Beast

9666 – US Dow Jones Industrial Average Index is heading to

16661 – Hong Kong Hang Seng Stock Index is away from

6.66 % – 6 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

RU-666 – Abortion drug for the Beast

Levis 666 – Designer jeans for the Beast

Phillips 666 – Gasoline of The Beast

665.99999987 — Pentium number of the Beast

666i – BMW of the Beast

i66686 – CPU of the Beast

66.6 Kbps – Modem of the Beast

Windows666 – Windows upgrade for the Beast

Error 666 – Attempt to access daemon or demon failed

EECS 666 – Intoduction to Beast programming

http://www.666.com – Home page of the Beast

beast@666.com – Email address of the Beast

This is the classic [tag]Tom Lehrer[/tag] song [tag]New Math[/tag] with helpful animation by phasmidman. Still silly after all these years.