(This bit of silliness arrived in our inbox recently, and all we have to say is “I am unsatisfied to be killed in this way?” Thanks for sending this to us Parashar. Sometimes things just don’t translate well, do they? Enjoy!)

Funny [tag]Subtitles[/tag] from [tag]Hong Kong[/tag]

Here’s a list of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong…

1. I am unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.
6. I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should’ve ordered gluttonous rice chicken.
11. I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I have been scared too much lately.
15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!
16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum.
20. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feats on some giant lizard person.

Imagine if you will, [tag]Michael Jackson[/tag]‘s “[tag]Thriller[/tag]” as danced by 1,500 inmates from [tag]Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center[/tag], Cebu, Philippines. Seriously. This isn’t the final performance, mind you, just a practice run. (For a bunch of their other routines go here.) You’re going to have to see it to believe it. A hat tip to scotis_man for this one. Enjoy.

If you are like those of us in the [tag]Silliness Lair[/tag], you have been seriously amused by the American [tag]Mac Ads[/tag]. But, did you know that there are different advertisements made for many other countries? Try the UK Mac Ads (the one called “Court” is hilarious), the Japanese Mac Ads, and the French Mac Ads (American actors, dubbed in French). (a hat tip to Ray for pointing these out to us.)