40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes:

[tag]Angry Alien Productions[/tag] creates some mighty fine animated film re-enactments. This time we would like to point you to a plethora of [tag]James Bond[/tag] scenes in 30 seconds and re-enacted by [tag]bunnies[/tag]. Basically, it takes bits and pieces from all of the Bond films and, you know, adds bunnies. Enjoy!

(This bit of silliness arrived in our inbox recently, and all we have to say is “I am unsatisfied to be killed in this way?” Thanks for sending this to us Parashar. Sometimes things just don’t translate well, do they? Enjoy!)

Funny [tag]Subtitles[/tag] from [tag]Hong Kong[/tag]

Here’s a list of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong…

1. I am unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.
6. I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should’ve ordered gluttonous rice chicken.
11. I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I have been scared too much lately.
15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!
16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum.
20. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feats on some giant lizard person.

Where to begin? [tag]UHF[/tag] is simply one of the silliest movies in existence. (This may be why it is a favorite here at Silliness HQ.) Where else can you find a “Wheel of Fish” and an opportunity to “Drink from the fire hose”? Mr. Yankovic plays “[tag]George Newman[/tag]“, the man who cannot keep a job. This is largely due to his overactive imagination. One day George is offered the job of running the UHF station that his Uncle won in a game of cards. For once, George’s imagination comes in handy. Who else would think to have the janitor run the Children’s show? And who else would bring you Conan the Librarian? “[tag]Weird Al[/tag]” has created a comedy classic. We bow to him