Do You Wanna Date My Avatar?

| Posted in Computers, Music, Role Playing, Video

This music video is hilarious even if you aren’t a fan of the MMORPG thing. Also? Felicia Day rules.

Sushi Flash Drive?

| Posted in Computers, Silly Product

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If you love sushi as much as those of us here in the Silliness Lair do and have a computer, then why not combine the two and get a Sushi-shaped flash drive?

Just don’t try and eat it. Your dentist will thank you.

Computer Enhancers

| Posted in Computers, Silly Link

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Need a bit of computer-related humour? Why not try [tag]Computer Enhancers[/tag]? It’s the land of silly computer error messages.

Some of which you would probably prefer to see on your computer, frankly.

Matrix XP

| Posted in Archive, Computers, Video

Goes a long hilarious way for a joke. Enjoy the [tag]Matrix XP[/tag]. (More info can be found here.)

The English to 12 year old AOLer Translator

| Posted in Computers, Silly Link

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While we think that the title is a bit out of date, this translator is nonetheless hilarious.

Why not try using [tag]the English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator[/tag] to translate something unexpected?

“OMG WTF?” gives you – “OMG WTF ??!?!!!?”

“When in disgrace with fortune in men’s eyes I all alone beweep my outcast state.” becomes “WH3N IN DISGRAEC WIT FORTUNA IN M3NS AY3S I AL ALONE BWEP MAH OUTCAST STAET !!11! OMG WTF”

So..have fun.

Cat vs. Printer

| Posted in Cats, Computers, Video

Who will win, the [tag]cat[/tag] or the [tag]printer[/tag]? Will the humans in the house ever be able to use the printer again? Who knows.

Mac & PC…Sock Puppets

| Posted in Computers, Video

The [tag]Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theater[/tag] parodies the Mac/PC commercials…and remind you why they have proper actors doing that sort of thing. (We are officially issuing the no drink warning for this one. If you get tea up your nose, you only have yourself to blame.)

UK Mac Ad – Naughty Step

| Posted in Commercials, Computers, Video

This is one of the [tag]Mac Ads[/tag] from the UK. Specifically, this is one that isn’t just the UK version of a US commercial. Enjoy…The Naughty Step.

Top 12 things likely to be overheard if there was a Klingon Programmer on the staff

| Posted in Archive, Computers, Inbox, Star Trek

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Have you ever wondered how life would change if we had Klingons working alongside us? You’d be really careful that you had ten items or less in that check out line, wouldn’t you?

Top 12 things likely to be overheard if there was a [tag]Klingon[/tag] [tag]Programmer[/tag] on the staff

12) “Specifications are for the weak and timid!”

11) “This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!”

10) “You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you’ve read it in the original Klingon.”

9) “Indentation?! – I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!”

8) “What is this talk of ‘release?’ Klingons do not make software ‘releases.’ Our software ‘escapes,’ leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.”

7) “Klingon function calls do not have ‘parameters’ – they have ‘arguments’ — and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.”

6) “Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.”

5) “I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again.”

4) “A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!”

3) “By filing this PTR you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!”

2) “You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!”

And, the No. 1 thing most likely to be heard if Klingons were programmers:

1) “Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!”

Super Mario Bros Meets Doom

| Posted in Computers, Game, Silly Link

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With a hat tip to Ray for telling us about this, we offer you a moment of videogame conjunction. [tag]TechEBlog[/tag] has posted a video which features a version of [tag]Super Mario Bros[/tag] as done in [tag]Doom[/tag].

You really have to see it to believe it.