Like the 2007 version, but with 80s songs instead. Wait for the Darth Vader bit. It’s fab.

The general consensus here at the Lair of Silliness it that we would have quite enjoyed having an elective such as this in High School. Enjoy [tag]The Frantics[/tag] in…Heavy Metal Shop.

(This is one of those e-mails that circles the Internet endlessly…or so it seems. We here in the Lair of Silliness have encountered different versions of it for years. That doesn’t stop us from enjoying them, though. We’re dreading the “you know you grew up in the ’00s when…” e-mails. Enjoy the list, Karate Kid.)

You are a product of the ‘[tag]80s[/tag] if …

-You know what “Psyche”(Sike) means.
-You know the profound meaning of “Wax On, Wax Off”.
-You know that another name for a keyboard is a “Synthesizer”.
-You can name at least half of the members of the BRAT Pack.
-You know who Tina Yothers is.
-You wanted to be a Goonie.
-You know who Max Headroom is.
-You ever wore Flourescent, neon clothing.
-You could breakdance, or wished you could.
-You wanted to dress like the Hulk at Halloween.
-You believed that “By the Power of Greyskull,” you HAD the POWER.
-You thought partying “like it’s 1999″ seemed sooo far away.
-You knew that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
-You wanted to be on Star Search.
-You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
-You have worn a Banana Clip, or knew someone who did.
-You owned a doll with “Xavier Roberts” signed on its butt, or knew someone who did.
-You knew what Willis was “talkin’ ’bout”.
-You HAD to have your MTV.
-You hold a special place in your heart for “Back to the Future”
-You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
-You have heard of “Garbage Pail Kids”.
-You remember when “punks” actually shocked people
-You knew “The Artist”, back when he was humbly called “Prince”
. -You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played “Sam” to be.
-You remember when ATARI was a state-of-the-art video game.
-You bought cassettes instead of LPs.
-You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we’d all be living on the moon.
-You remember and/or owned any of the CareBear glass collections from Pizza Hut, or any other
collection of glass they came out with.
-Poltergeist freaked you out.
-You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
-You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
-You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish,or know someone who did.
-You ever had a Swatch Watch, or three.
-You had a crush on one of the Corey’s (Haim or Feldman).
-You had a crush on Bo Derek or Heather Locklear.
-You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
-You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
-You know what a “Whammee” is.
-You had a crush on Jon BonJovi, or knew someone who did.
-You thought eating Reeses Pieces would attract your own Alien.
-Your name is Jennifer or Jason.
-You have ever called 867-5309.
-You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Camron, or Michael J. Fox on your wall.
-You held the top score on PacMan.

IF you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend are a child of the 80’s.

Today we have for you a couple of blog posts that include silly lists.

First off, we have the Ten Most Terrifyingly Inspirational [tag]80s Songs[/tag] (complete with videos) from [tag]Cracked.com[/tag]. If you remember the music of the 80s, you may find yourself agreeing with their list, or wondering why they didn’t choose your song.

Then, we have 13 [tag]Halloween Jokes[/tag] from [tag]Enjoying the Ride[/tag]. If you are like most of us here in the Silliness Lair, and your sense of humor sits at about the 3rd grade level, you will love these jokes.

Today is our founder’s birthday, so at her request we offer you a classic video from the 80s. [tag]Julie Brown[/tag] singing [tag]Cause I’m a Blond[/tag]. Enjoy!

(This bit of silliness was sent to us by Jen, and even though we didn’t know anyone old enough to legally buy alcohol when we were in High School we still think that the rest applies. So, once again this one is silly but a little too close to true.)

[tag]Top Ten[/tag] reasons the [tag]80’s[/tag] were a cooler time to grow up than the [tag]90’s[/tag]:

10) MTV actually played videos in the 80’s.

9) There were only one kind of Nike tennis shoes (White with a red swoosh), and they didn’t cost $125.

8)A comb in your back pocket is more practical and less painful than a ring through your nose.

7)In the 80’s playing video games actually meant going out to DO something.

6) In the 80’s, when you were out partying, you didn’t have to worry about your Mom calling you on your cell.

5) In the 80s we didn’t have to worry about getting our heads blown off at school -unless you put a whole pack of Pop Rocks in your mouth and drank a coke.

4) Debbie Gibson vs. Britney Spears. New Kids on the Block vs. N Sync. New Edition vs. Hanson. Ok, that one’s a draw.

3) In the early 80’s there were kids in your high school who could BUY ALCOHOL LEGALLY.

2) Feathered hair was easier to care for than dreadlocks.

And the number one reason the 80’s were a cooler time to grow up than the 90’s:

1) In the 80’s you didn’t have to worry about your pants falling down all the time.