An Experiment in Spam
Jan 17th, 2008 by calliope
Have you ever paused to really look at the spam in your filter? (Okay, now I have to try to erase the image of spam in a pool filter from my mind.) Seriously, though, have you? Sometimes those spam comments contain some of the weirdest and most amusing combinations of words. So, today we are trying out a new thing here in the Lair of Silliness.
We’re going fishing for spam. Let’s see what we can come up with.
An Experiment in Spam:
“sidearm,dismiss demagnify dictum seduced grievance” (What exactly is a seduced grievance, and what does a sidearm have to do with it?)
“thumb mingling souls” (A new form of thumb wrestling?)
“Carolina investigated washing” (They take clothing seriously there, we gather.)
“affiliation avoidably lotion conservationists” (So…you can choose to not affiliate yourself with people who like to conserve lotion?)
“paraphrasing easiness malfunctions” (It sounds like that Easy Button has been having problems, but they’re keeping the reports short.)
“postal vegetarians treatise” (Dude! Don’t piss off those vegetarians. They’ll go postal. I’ve written a paper about it.)
“onwards Alice speck steamed anywhere” (Ah yes. Good old Alice Speck. I hear that she’s quite the traveler.)
And we’ll end with…
“laudable nanoprogramming:oregano reconnected lookers” (They did such a great job with their nanoprogramming, didn’t they? Yes indeed. Please pass the Oregano.)
