RECENT MERGERS

Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers:
New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler:
New company will be called Poly Warner Cracker

W.R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business Systems:
New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace

3M and Goodyear:
New company will be called mmmGood

John Deere and Abitibi-Price:
New company will be called Deere Abi

Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil:
New company will be called Honey I'm Home

Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining:
New company will be called Mine, All Mine

3M, J.C. Penney and Canadian Opera Company:
New company will be called 3 Penney Opera

Knott's Berry Farm and National organization of Women:
New Company will be called Knott NOW!

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco and Dakota Mining:
New company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da

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