Pickup lines....for Psychopaths
- Hey, that dress looks really good on you. It would look even better
crumpled up on the floor of the morgue covered in bloodstains.
- Baby, your daddy must have been a thief because he stole my magic box
and I KNOW YOU HAVE IT! GIVE IT BACK TO ME NOW!
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Why? Are you trying to steal my soul?
- I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow, care to be one of my disciples?
You'd look good with a shaved head.
- I've got the body of a Chippendale. . . its buried in a garbage bag
under my floorboards.
- Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? No? So I'd have to introduce
myself before decapitating you?
- I was sitting there holding my chainsaw and I realized that I'd rather
be holding you.
- I'd like to eat you with fava beans and a nice chianti .
- That dress is very becoming on you. I know if I were that dress I'd be
beating your head in with a meat tenderizer.
- I was sitting there peeling the label off my beer bottle and I realised
that I'd rather be peeling off your skin.
- How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that the
voices in my head come up with?
- Are you a moaner or a screamer? Or do you just gurgle?
- Is your hat lined with tin foil? Because my mind control beams just
don't seem to be working on you.
- You've stolen my heart, but that's OK because I have three more in my
freezer at home.
- Baby, your daddy must've been a fireman because when I look at you I
suddenly lose the urge to burn down this building.
- What's a nice girl like you doing in an unlit alley like this?
- If I said you had a nice body would you let me chop it into little
pieces and keep it in my freezer?
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