You know you're in California when:
You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a home.
It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the
weather - related accidents.
Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is named Breeze.
You can't remember ... is pot legal ?
You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a sperm donor.
You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown, and can taste
difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
You can't remember... is pot legal?
A really great parking place moves you to tears.
The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses and looks like
George Clooney, IS George Clooney.
Your car's insurance costs as much as your house payment.
It's sprinkling out and there's a report on every news channel about "THE STORM WATCH"
Hey...is pot legal?
Two overcast days drive you mad.
A family of four own six vehicles.
Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and snowstorms are
way worse then earthquakes, which are, after all, over almost as soon as you
realize what's happening.
Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.
Yeah, you're sure...? hhhmmmm, pot is legal.
And finally, a question :
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: None. Californians can't afford to turn on the lights...
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