"Deep Subjects For Shallow Minds"
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy
liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If the entire world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,
why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts!
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